August 2012
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
communismkillsitonthedancefloor:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
- Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance
I came home from a hellish shift last night to discover that my roommate is an asshole.
